All Funny SMS

Wo choom lai ek baar to ati nahi neend, unki awaz sunte sunte raat jati hai beet
isliye kehta hon ye risk na uthao… MORTEIN JALAO MACHAR BHAGAO!!!

Do you remember the day we travelled in a car? I put my dog out of the window, u put ur face out too, then people started shouting “TWINS TWINS”

When things go wrong

When sadness fills your heart

When tears flow in your eyes

Always remember 3 things
1) I am with you
2) You have money
3) Bar is open, Lets go.

You are equal to sixty james bond!

How??

007 * 60 = 420

A study has proved that all fools use their THUMB while reading a SMS.
Now its 2 late dont try 2 change ur finger! Catch another fool!

 

You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!

Just a second, don’t misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..

Ye keh k Faraz ko chorh gaya Raja.

Wah Wah Wah

Ye keh k Faraz ko chorh gaya Raja.

K double sawari band hai too bus pakar k aja.

Tere Dar pe sanam hazar bar ayengay…
Tere Dar pe sanam hazar bar ayengay

Ghanti bajayengay aur bhag jayengay

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