All Funny SMS

“SHAGIRD ka SHIKWA”

Yun fail jo krna tha, pehley he bta detey,
Hm sari kitabon ko cholhey mn jala detey

Koshish to baht ki thi, nakam huey aakhir,
Han pas to ho jatey jo naql kra detey

Parchey jo milay hm ko sb khali diye hm ne,
Ay kash SAFAI k no. hi laga detey.

Teacher: “Now class, whatever I ask, I want you all to answer, at once.”
“How much is two hundred plus two hundred?”
Class: “At once!”. . . . . .:-)

Maa: Aaj school se itni jaldi aagaye?
Son: Machar maara to teacher ne chutti de di.
Maa: Aisa kyon?
Son: Machar teacher k gaal per betha tha.

S. Sleeping
T. Talking
U. Unlimited sms
D. Dreaming
Y. Yaani mast life

SO carry on study..!! Plzzzzz.

Once Rajnikant,
after chewing the PAAN,
spit on the wall of a building…

Today that building is popularly known as..
THE RED FORT?

First time in the history it happened and won’t happen again

Rajnikant vs Santa: opening Question to both in a competition..
What is half of 8?

Rajni: 4

Santa: Depend karta hai.
agar horizontally half karo to ‘0’
aur vertically karo to ‘3’

Rajnikant Lost!

badda aaya Rajnikant.. 😀

Prove that 2/10=2
Japanese student: Wrong question.
Pakistani student: Hum toh school hi nahi Gaya.
American student: It’s strange, how is it possible?

Indian Rajnikant solved it:
Two / Ten
=wo/en
(T with T cancel)
w = 23rd letter
o = 15th letter
e = 5th letter
n = 14th letter
So,
23+15 / 5+14
= 38 / 19
= 2
Saala Maths ka itihaas hila dala.
YANNA RASCALA, MIND IT!!

People are surprised with sudden rains.

Relax guys,

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Rajnikant is testing his pichkari.. 😆

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