All Funny SMS

Hafta bhar daru pee nahi thi..!!

Liver se SMS aaya ki..

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Bhai.. mar gaya kya!! 😀

Doctor : Your Liver is enlarged

Patient : Does that mean it has space for more whiskey ?

This is called…

Positive Thinking…😜

Sir: Koi bata sakta hai Bhagwan ne ladkiya kyu banayi?
Me: Hamari zindagi jhand karne ko.

After a long pause.

Sir: Aansu laa diye tere jawab ne.

Class ke baad mil Daru pite hai.

Mathematical Jokes

Which song is this?
12.99999

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‘tera hone laga hoon’

Which song is this?
13.00000000000001

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‘tera tera tera suru…’

Guess which song is this
2√2√2√2√2

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‘Jab mila two root two root two root two root two’

Guess which song is this
212

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‘Two mere agal bagal’

Bottle main Pepsi say zyaada….
used Socks main smell say bhi zyaadaa….
Adnan Sami main charbi say zyaada…
Mithai main sweet say zyaada…
India main corruption say zzyaada… I LOVE U

Birdy birdy in the sky
Dropped a poopy in my eyes,
I do not worry I do not cry
I am just happy that cows don't fly!
 

He told me "Never say never!"
But he just said never....twice? 

 

Girl before finding her Love:
He should love me more & more everyday
He should never let me sad
He should always understand me
He should be perfect !!
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After finding her boyfriend:
So what if he is not loving me unconditional, I understand & love him anyway
So what if he is sometimes makes me sad, that is ok, still he is the best for me!
So what if he is not fully understanding me, I will understand him
So what if he is not perfect, I am not perfect too! 
 

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