All Flirt SMS

Daughter: Mom aaj Ek ladke ne mere gal pe kiss kiya..!!

Mom: Tune usko chata mara ya nahi..!!
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Daughter: Mujhe achanak Gandhiji yaad agaye
aur maine dusra gal agge kar diya…

World’s most romantic line ever
said by a girl to her boyfriend:

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Achchha Baba.. Karlo! 😀

Humne unki tasveer apne man manidir mein saja li,
Unki yaadein aapne dil mein basa li,
Lekin jub unhone humein koi tawazzo na di,
To humne bhi unki chhoti behen phasa li.

Ek Ladka Ek Ladki Ko Dekh Ke Bola:
Waah, Kya Maal Hai..

Ladki Hansi Aur Boli:
Maal To Jhakkass hai..

Par Hai to Tere JIJA Ka na Kamine.. 😀

Ladke ne Ladki ko Aankh maari

Ladki: Mai esi wesi ladki nahi hu ..

Ladka: Wo to theek hai par check karna hamara Farz banta hai!!

I want u .
To be with me In a nice Restaurant
To have candle light dinner.. &
to say those sweet three words to U..
“Pay The Bill”

AM I CUTE? TEST
call, if i m cute
miss call, if i m gorgeous
Text back if i m pretty
Text a joke if i m charming
Just ignore if u r jealous

Chand B tm se jalta Ho Ga Jab Kabhi Wo tmhari Hansi Ko takta Ho Ga Kitni Pyari jheel C Ankhen Ha tmhari BadNasib Hai Wo Ansu jo tmhari Ankh Se Girta H

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