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Ek sher arj hain..

irshad..
irshad..

ungli mei chubha sui

zara gor farmaiyega hajur

ungli mei chubha sui

uei…uei…uei…uei…uei… :p

Boyfriend ki Dua:
Sasural mai sukhi rahena..
Mayke aaye to contact main rahena.

Aaj badi umeed se ek saath
15 beautiful DP waali girls ko
‘Friends Request’ bhej di..
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Kya pta inme se koi..
tum logo ki Bhabhi Bann Jaaye.

Ek ladka gadhe ke samne gir gaya.
ek khubsurat ladki ne dekha aur kaha:
Apne bade bhai ke pair chhu rahe ho?

Ladka bola: JI BHABHI JI! 

Din bhar kitna bhi kyun na ghoom lo ..
Sabse hot ladki tabhi dikhegi
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.jab gharwalo ke sath bazaar jaoge..!!

Student: Sir, log Hindi ya English mein baat karte hai,
Maths mein kyun nahi?

Sir: Zyada 3 5 na kar,
9,2,11 ho ja.
Warna 5 7 maar dunga.
6 kw 36 Nazar ayenge aur 32 k 32 bahar aa jayenge.

Student: Sirji Hindi, English hi theek hai
maths waqai khofnaak subject hai..!!

Geography Teacher: Agar koi chota planet
prithvi se takraye toh kya hoga?

Student: to ‘Tadang’ jaisa aavaj aayega.
Sir gusse se: Kyu ??
Student: Ye Duniya, Ye Duniya Pittal di.

Teacher: Bacho 2 October ke din kya hua tha?

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Student: Ajay Devgan apni family ko lekar
satsang ke liye panjhi gaya tha,
aur 3 oct ko vapas lauta tha..!!   

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