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Wife: Sunte Ho ji..?
Mujhe Happiness ki spelling batao!!
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Husband: Likh… UNMARRIED.  😜 😝

Breakup Ke Baad Ladke ne Ek Heart Touching Baat kahi

Tu Mujhe Chhod ke CHALI gayi Iska Mujhe Dukh nahi hai..

Lekin Wapis Aake Meri Dusri SETTING Bigaadi To Bahut Mar Khayegi Tu..!! 😜 😝

Ladki: Pandit ji,
hawan karwana tha beti ke liye,

Pandit: Shaadi nahi ho rahi kya?

Ladki: Nahi, uski DP pe likes nahi aa rahe aajkal..!! 👍 😜 😝

Boy explaining computer problem to girl on phone :
Boy: my computr pe rightclick kr…
Girl: kia..fir.. 😒
Boy: ab manage pe click kr or device manager khol..
Girl: achha fir 😰😰
Boy: ab upr dekh, kya hai!
Girl: pankha 😳 .. 😝😆😂😂😂😂

Mom: Sofa letne ke liye nahi hota baithne ke liye hota hai
Son: Ha toh Chappal bhi maarne k liye nahi pehen ne ke liye hoti hai..

😆😟😕😯😮
Ek chappl aur padi..
😢😢😢

Fizao Ke Badalne Ka Intezar Mat Kar,

Andhiyo Ke Rukne Ka Intezar Mat Kar,

Pakad Kisi Ko Aur Faraar Ho Ja,

Papa Ki Pasand Karne Tak Ka Intezar Mat Kar… 😡

Zamane Ki Har Jannat Apke Naam Ho,

Zindgi Ki Har Khushiyan Apke Naam Ho,

Dil Se Dua Hai Apke Liye,

2O17 Me Hone Wali Shadiyo Me Apka B Naam Ho 😉

Dosti ka pehala pegam aapke naam,
Zindagi ki akhari sham aapke naam.
Iss safar main humsafar hain hum dono,
Is dosti ko nibhana hain aapka kam

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