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DON'T SHOW SO MUCH OF LOVE
ON ANYONE
BECAUSE
IT CREATES A NON-CURABLE PAIN
WHEN THEY AVOID U.

Police- Park me aise baithe ho,
Bacho pe kya asar padega?
Couple- Hum Dono Married h
Police- To Ghar me jake Betho.
Man- Tab iske Pati pe kya asar Padega..! 😉

Man- Express train kitne baje hai?
TT- 9 Baje
Man- Local?
TT- 1 Baje
Man- Malgadi?
TT- 12 Baje
TT- Jana Kahan Hai?
Man- Kahin nahi,
bas Patri Par Poti Karni Hai. 😀

Shadi kw mandap me ladka ladki se Bola-
Mera 10 ladkiyo ke sath affair rha tha
Ladki- Mujhe Pata tha, Jab Kundli Mili he to Character to milnge hi 😮

A lady standing in the front on red light stalled her car when it turned green.
People started honking madly but she couldn’t start.
The light turned amber and then red again.
Hearing the chaos.. the traffic police guy from Haryana walked upto the lady.. and said..

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Madam.. Koi bhi rang pasand naa aaya ke 😜 😂

Husband apne ghar ki lights theek kar raha tha..
Tabhi usne awaz di Pappu ki maa sunti ho…
Wife: Kya hai ji..
Husband: Zara idhar toh aao
Wife: Lo aagyi bolo kya hua?
Husband: Ye doo taar hai isme se ek pakad..
Wife: Lo pakad liya.
Husband: Kuch hua?
Wife: Nahi toh..
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Husband: Iska matlab current dusre taar mein hai!!

1 Lady Travel Agent ke Pass Gayi,
Aur Kaha ke Mujhe Honey Moon Ke Bilkul Saste Package Batao,
Travel Agent:

50 Thousand Me 3 Countries, &
25 Thousand Me 1 Country

Lady: Aur Koi Is Se Sasta.?
Travel Agent: Ek Package Bilkul Free Hai..
Lekin Usmein Husband Hamari Company Ka Hoga..!! 😆

Ek Diwaar par likha huya tha,

‘Life Is Very Beautiful’.

Kisi ne uske niche.. ek line aur add Kar di:

Terms & Conditions Of Your Wife Apply..!!!!

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