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Quaid-e-Azam k 3 farmaan
1. Awam ki taraqqi ki bunyad SMS pe rakhi jati hai
2. Call karo is se mohabbat berhti hai
3. Jis ne miss call di wo hum main se nahi

Heigh of Rishtedari:
Ek lerka gadhay k saamne gir gaya, ek khoobsurat lerki ne dekh liya or boli, Apne baray bhai k paon choo rahay ho?
Lerka: Jee haan bhabhi jee.

No Visits, No calls, No sms, No letters, No Miss Call… I am worried, Kia hoa zoo walon ne dobara pakar liya kia?

Mujhe sms pe sms karo aur jeeto, 10 lakh ki car ka photo, 29 inch tv ka box USA janay walay jahaz ko bye bye karne ka mauqa, mere saath dinner wo bhi aapke ghar.

Vo reshmi baalo vali,
Bhuri aankho vali,
Komal hatho or naram pero vali,
Matakti hui andhere me,
Tumhare pass aayegi aur dhire se,
Bolegi.., “Miyaaau”Â…

Majnu ko laila ka sms naheen aaya, majnu ne 3 din se khana naheen khaya majnu marne wala tha laila ke piyar main aur laila bethee thi sms free honeke intizaar main.

At ur age hitler commited suicide
Teacher : U failure !
At ur age Bill gates stood first in the class
Student : Mind u, Sir,
but at ur age hitler commited suicide

Ek Gadha 2 Feet Ki Rassi Se bndha hua tha,
Batao wo 7 feet door pri Ghaas kese khaye ga?
Haar Maan Li ?
Gadhay Ne Bhi Maan Li Thi….

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