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Once Rajnikant,
after chewing the PAAN,
spit on the wall of a building…

Today that building is popularly known as..
THE RED FORT?

First time in the history it happened and won’t happen again

Rajnikant vs Santa: opening Question to both in a competition..
What is half of 8?

Rajni: 4

Santa: Depend karta hai.
agar horizontally half karo to ‘0’
aur vertically karo to ‘3’

Rajnikant Lost!

badda aaya Rajnikant.. 😀

Prove that 2/10=2
Japanese student: Wrong question.
Pakistani student: Hum toh school hi nahi Gaya.
American student: It’s strange, how is it possible?

Indian Rajnikant solved it:
Two / Ten
=wo/en
(T with T cancel)
w = 23rd letter
o = 15th letter
e = 5th letter
n = 14th letter
So,
23+15 / 5+14
= 38 / 19
= 2
Saala Maths ka itihaas hila dala.
YANNA RASCALA, MIND IT!!

People are surprised with sudden rains.

Relax guys,

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Rajnikant is testing his pichkari.. 😆

Karoge Yaad Ek Din Is Pyar Ke Zamane Ko,
Chale Jayenge Jab Hum Kabhi Na Vapas Aane Ko.
Chalega Mehfil Me Jab Zikr Hamara Koi,
To Tum Bhi Tanhayi Dhundoge Aansu Bahane Ko.

Har Koi Kisi Ki Majburi Nahi Samjhta,
Dil Se Dil Ki Duri Nahi Samjhta,
Koi To Kisi Ke Bina Mar-mar Ke Jita Hai,
Aur Koi Kisi Ko Yaad Karna Bhi Zaruri Nahi Samjhta.

I WANT YOU TO HUG ME WHEN I GET SCARED.
I WANT YOU TO KISS ME WHEN I ACT LIKE A KID.
I WANT YOU TO CARE FOR ME WHEN I'M SICK.
I WANT YOU TO LISTEN TO ME WHEN I WANNA SAY SOMETHING.
I WANT YOU TO UNDERSTAND MY SILENCE WHEN I DON'T HAVE WORDS TO EXPRESS WHAT I FEEL.
I WANT YOU TO BE THERE WHEN I NEED A FRIEND.
I WANT YOU TO LOVE ME FOR WHAT I'M.
AND ABOVE ALL
I WANT YOU TO COMPLETE ME.

OUR AIM IN LIFE SHOULD BE: 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 0
9-GLASS DRINKING WATER.
8-HRS SOUND SLEEP.
7-WONDERS TOUR WITH FAMILY.
6-SIX DIGIT INCOME.
5-DAYS WORK A WEEK
4-WHEELER.
3-BEDROOM FLAT
2-CUTE CHILDREN.
1-SWEETHEART.
0-TENSION!

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