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What place is it where you find a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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Just when a caterpillar thinks that it is all grown up, it becomes a butterfly.
You have wings to fly now to your goals.
Happy Birthday, dear Butterfly!

Ab Aansoonon Ko Aankhon Mein Sajana Hoga;
Chirag Bujh Gaye, Khud Ko Jalana Hoga;
Na Samajhna Ki Tumse Bichadke Khush Hain Hum;
Hamein Logon Ki Khatir Muskurana Hoga!

A police officer came up to Santa to enquire about a recent crime.
Policeman: Where were you between four and six?
Santa: Kindergarten!

I may forget to wish you on Holi, Diwali or even New Year's day. But I am very thankful to God that I remember and wish you on a very special day meant for people like you.
Happy April Fool!

I find you wise, sharp, witty, handsome, intelligent, logical and knowledgeable all through the year - but with the exception of just one day i.e., April 01. One this day, you're a perfect fool!

What's the difference between a mother's and a girlfriend's tears?
A mother's tears effect our Heart and a girlfriend's tears effect our
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Pocket!

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