If you want to get over a problem, stop talking about it. Your mind affects your mouth, and your mouth affects your mind!
Teacher: Where's your homework?
Pappu: I made it in to a paper plane and someone hijacked it!
Lord Ganesha had two wives Riddhi and Siddhi.
Most men have one...
Dard Hi Sahi Mere Ishq Ka Inaam To Aaya;
Khali Hi Sahi Hathon Mein Jaam To Aaya;
Main Hoon Bewaafa Sabko Bataya Usne;
Yun Hi Sahi Uske Labon Pe Mera Naam To Aaya!
Ang Lee casts Salman Khan, Vivek Oberoi & Abhishek Bachchan in his sequel and names it,
"Life of Rai"!
Judge: Do you accept that you stole the money from this guy?
Pathan: No Sir! He only gave it to me.
Judge: And when did he give it to you?
Pathan: When I showed him the knife!
The most valuable places to be in the world are:
In someone's Thoughts;
In someone's Prayers;
And in someone's Heart!
I miss you:
With each beat of my heart;
With every blink of my eyes;
Every second of Time;
And every moment of the Day!
Miss you, miss you, miss you...