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Result aane par beta fail ho gya toh papa bola
Papa- Dekh Dekh wo sharma uncle ki beti kaise paas ho gyi..
Beta-Ary papa aur kitnna dekhon issi ko dekh dekh kar toh fail hua hon..

DILWALE DULAHANYA LE JAYENGE..THEME
Yaar..Humara janam ek bar hota hai
Bachpan ek baar aata hai
Jawanni ek baar aati hai
Budapa ek baar aata hai
Toh fir exams baar baar kyun aate hain.....?

girl : I love u
boy: I love u to lekhin yahi baat dusre tarike se batao
0girl: tere lash ko aag lagane ka mouka mere beto ko dega kya

Where was "LOVE" born?

GUESS
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Of course in CHINA
Bcoz it has no warranty & no gurantee.

Aaj pagal day he
Apki nazar me jo pagal he use ye sms bhejo,
mene to bhej deya he
Wapas muje bhej kr maha pagalo wali harkat mat ktrna ok
Paglo ki 4 nishaniya
1-RIGHT hand me mobile pakdna..
2-Anguthe se screen touch karna
3-Msg padh kar muskurana
4-Phir sochna kisko send karu

Intelligent hoon, par maa kasam kabhi
ghamand nahi kiya !\
Jivan Me 3 Baat Kisi Ko
Nahi Batani.. …

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Nahi Batani Matlab Nahi Batani…
Kisi Ko Bhi Nahi

Murgi anda deti hai & cow doodh
deti hai to aisa koun hai jo dono deta hai
socho…



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Ans – DUKANDAR

Dil mein chhipi yaadon se sawaru tujhe,
Tu dekhe to apni ankho me utaru tujhe,
Tere naam ko labo pe aise sajaya hain,
So bhi jaau to khawbo me pukaru tujhe!!

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