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Dad: Beta is bar exams main tumhe 90% marks lene hain kuch bhi kar k.
Beta: Nahi dad, is bar to main 100% marks longa
Dad: Beta kyon mazaq  kar rahe ho?
Beta: Shorro kis ne kiya?

Maa: Aaj school se itni jaldi aagaye?
Son: Machar maara to teacher ne chutti de di.
Maa: Aisa kyon?
Son: Machar teacher k gaal per betha tha.

S. Sleeping
T. Talking
U. Unlimited sms
D. Dreaming
Y. Yaani mast life

SO carry on study..!! Plzzzzz.

Udhar aap majboor bethay hain, Idher ham majboor bethe hain
Baat ho to aakhir kaisay ho, Jab dono taraf 2 kanjoos bethe hain

 

Saanp ne piya bakri ka khoon..
Wah wah..
Saanp ne piya bakri ka khoon.. Good Afternoon! Good Afternoon!

 

Banane wale ne ek Dost mere liye banaya, Jise Aap ke rup me maine paya,
Jo mere dil me aise samaya, Jaise purani haveli me ho BHOOT ka saaya!

Oye Mere Dost, Mere Program Ke Host,

Andheron Ke Ghost, Double Anday Ke Toast,

Bhuji Huwi Lamp Post, Murghi Ke Roast,

“I MISS U THE MOST”

Ye badal, Ye Bijli sirf aap k liye hai, Ye hawa, Ye Mausam sirf aap k liye hai
8 Mahinay nahaye nahi, ye 4 mahinay k barish sirf aap k liye hai

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