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You are equal to sixty james bond!

How??

007 * 60 = 420

A study has proved that all fools use their THUMB while reading a SMS.
Now its 2 late dont try 2 change ur finger! Catch another fool!

 

You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!

Just a second, don’t misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..

Ye keh k Faraz ko chorh gaya Raja.

Wah Wah Wah

Ye keh k Faraz ko chorh gaya Raja.

K double sawari band hai too bus pakar k aja.

Tere Dar pe sanam hazar bar ayengay…
Tere Dar pe sanam hazar bar ayengay

Ghanti bajayengay aur bhag jayengay

Ghalib ne girlfriend ko date per bulaya wo late aayi,

Girl: Am I late ?
Ghalib:Falak pey chand sitaron ko neend aarahi hai,
Doosri ka time ho gaya hai, tu ab aa rahi hai.

Friend... I hope you have a very excellent, very special, very amazing Valentine's day today... for no other reason than the obvious... you are a very excellent, very special, very amazing person... and you deserve that. Happy Valentine's day!!!

There is no better way than a rose to say... you are just as beautiful and special! Wish I was there with you now to tell you so..

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