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Naukarani: malkan ap udaas kyun hai
Malkan: tumhare sahab office ki kisi larki se payyar karte hai
Naukarani: nahiiiiin, sahab mujhe dokha nahi de sakte.

TEACHER :Name the animal which live in water & land
STUDENT :Simple 'Frog'
TEACHER :Now name such 4 animal
STUDENT :Simple "Frog's mother,Frog's father,Frog's sister".:

 

PHILOSOPHY : small things hurt a lot
Example : u can sit on a mountain but not on a pin...

Andhe ke hath me "TORCH",
Bihre ke hath me "RADIO",
Gunge ke hath me "MIKE",
AUR AAP KE HATH ME "MOBILE"
WAH WAH Kya Zamana Aaya hai!!!

A golden message for youngsters.
A bright future CAN give u many beautiful girls.
But a beautiful girl CANNOT give u a bright future!

 

Dad: Beta is bar exams main tumhe 90% marks lene hain kuch bhi kar k.
Beta: Nahi dad, is bar to main 100% marks longa
Dad: Beta kyon mazaq  kar rahe ho?
Beta: Shorro kis ne kiya?

STUDENT ka SHIKWA..
Yun fail jo karna tha, pehle hi bata dete..
Ham sari kitabon ko choolhay main jala dete..
Koshish to bohat ki thi, nakam hue aakhir..
Haan pass to ho jate jo naqal kara dete..
Parchay jo mile hamko sab khaali diye hm ne..
Ae kash SAFAI k no. hi laga dete!

My sweetest memory – UR msg!
My biggest sadness – The distance!
My biggest hope – i will see you soon!
My strongest prayer – our relation continues 4ever.

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