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Hafta bhar daru pee nahi thi..!!

Liver se SMS aaya ki..

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Bhai.. mar gaya kya!! 😀

Doctor : Your Liver is enlarged

Patient : Does that mean it has space for more whiskey ?

This is called…

Positive Thinking…😜

Sir: Koi bata sakta hai Bhagwan ne ladkiya kyu banayi?
Me: Hamari zindagi jhand karne ko.

After a long pause.

Sir: Aansu laa diye tere jawab ne.

Class ke baad mil Daru pite hai.

Mathematical Jokes

Which song is this?
12.99999

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‘tera hone laga hoon’

Which song is this?
13.00000000000001

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‘tera tera tera suru…’

Guess which song is this
2√2√2√2√2

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‘Jab mila two root two root two root two root two’

Guess which song is this
212

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‘Two mere agal bagal’

If GOD give me 24 hrs b4 death…….
then i”ll spend 23 hrs wid U……..
&
1 hr to find that person,
who will care 4U
After MY DEATH….!!!!

“TEARS ARE SILENT LANGUAGE OF LOVE”…
WHEN TEARS COME WITH REASON
MEANS U GOT SOME PROBLEM
BUT WHEN TEARS COME WITHOUT
ANY REASON MEANS UR IN LOVE.

LOVE is a challenge ……so accept it
LOVE is a game ……..play it

BUT
LOVE is also slow poision

Bottle main Pepsi say zyaada….
used Socks main smell say bhi zyaadaa….
Adnan Sami main charbi say zyaada…
Mithai main sweet say zyaada…
India main corruption say zzyaada… I LOVE U

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